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Heartbroken? Valentine’s Day can still be a blast with Donna Cariaga’s hugot lines

Mary Ann Bardinas February 08, 2018 10:57 AM
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Valentine’s Day is one celebration that is either anticipated or abhorred.
 

And, while lovers enjoy and savor that red-letter day in their calendars, there are those who dread what’s forthcoming, owing to bitter heartaches that made them question why Valentine’s even existed.

 

The brokenhearted encapsulates what they feel in catchy, deeply rooted one-liners and statements called “hugot” that surely makes our day.
 

And one person has become that ultimate resource of hugot we all identify with—It’s Showtime’s Funny One Season 2 Grand Winner Donna Cariaga.
 

Let’s all see and learn from Donna’s trending, emotion-filled cavernous gems that can still leave you LOL this Valentine’s Day despite the complications and the trauma.
 

On the road to forever
 

“Road to forever? Pakiramdam ko ‘yung road na yan maraming nang nasagasaan diyan. Marami nang namatay sa road na ‘yan.”
 

“Kahit i-search natin sa Waze yan road to forever. “Sorry that road does not exist.”
 

When your partner cheated on you
 

“Ikaw ang nagtanim, iba ang kinilig”
 

“Sinabi ko dyan dati eh walang iwanan hanggang dulo. Talagang walang iwanan pero may lokohan.”
 

“Matagal ko nang nakita ang hinahanap ko, kaya lang inagaw ng kaibigan ninyo.”
 

When your partner “judges” you.
 

“Mag-organize kayo ng isang beauty pageant na kayo ang bida para maranasan ninyo naman ma-judge.”
 

For those who flirt around and don’t take love seriously
 

“Laruin ninyo trip to Jerusalem para hindi kung sino-sino pinagti-tripan n’yo.”
 

When your partner asks for “space”

 

“Ang mahal kasi mag-aral ng pagiging astronaut, kaya ‘yung iba, pina-practice nila ‘yung space na yan sa relasyon nila.”
 

For women who dwell in the past
 

“Kaya maraming babaeng bitter kasi wala silang supply ng sweets.”
 

For women who are “easy to get”
 

“Ang easy to get, easy to let go.”
 

On those who feel their partners don’t give them enough time

 

“I believe lahat ng tao laging may time ‘yan, depende kung kalian ka priority.”
 

On long relationships turned sour
 

“Sa haba-haba ng relasyon, sa lokohan din ang tuloy.”
 

On unrequited love
 

“Napasubo lang ako na magmahal ng tao na hindi naman kayang ibalik kung ano ang sinubo ko sa kanya.”

 

When you or your partner are distracted
 

“Ang relationship, it takes some photography skills, matuto kayo mag-focus.”
 

Loveless, heartbroken this Valentine’s Day? Let Donna’s hugots show you are not alone and make you realize it doesn’t take a romantic relationship to feel the love and the happiness you deserve.

 

 

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